This doesn't have anything to do with music, really, but rather more about pop culture. Anyway, to the geek that lies hidden inside the crusty 300-pound ex-biker, this is funny as hell:





To find out why this is so damn funny, check out this Wikipedia entry, which puts it all in context. And when you're done educating yourself, check this out:





If this "world premiere" performance by Kevin "K-Fed" Federline (i.e. Mr. Britney Spears) isn't the most pathetic thing that you've ever seen in your entire life, I feel pretty sorry for you and the obviously sheltered existence that you've experienced. This hack isn't even half as good as Vanilla Ice, and that's really sayin' something. K-Fed can't freestyle, much less rap and, amazingly enough for a former dancer, he plods around on stage like a club-footed wino with the DTs. And could his super-preggers wife look anymore white trash with her hooters hangin' out on TV in her ensemble by Bruno of Shelby Street? THIS is a big part of what is wrong with the music biz...too much reliance on celebrity and a quick buck, too little on developing real artists. Sheeeet...where's those snakes on the plane when you need them?

  

        

 

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