Ryan Adams Sucks F.A.Q.

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This entry was posted on 3/30/2006 6:41 PM and is filed under FAQ.

In order to clear up any misconceptions about this blog or about myself, the Reverend will provide readers with an ongoing "Frequently Asked Questions" entry. This section will be updated as needed, as we receive questions from the audience or when the Reverend comes up with something stupid to ask himself.

1) Who The Hell Is Ryan Adams?

According to his All Music Guide bio, singer/songwriter David Ryan Adams was born in Jacksonville, North Carolina on November 5, 1974. Adams formed his first band, the punk-influenced Patty Duke Syndrome, at the age of 15. Adams and the band relocated to the larger city of Raleigh in 1993 but a year later he left PDS to form the alt-country outfit Whiskeytown with guitarist Phil Wandscher and violinist Caitlin Cary. Whiskeytown quickly made a name for itself with critically acclaimed albums like Faithless Street (1994) and Stranger’s Almanac (1997). In 1999 the band recorded its third and final album, Pneumonia, for Geffen’s ill-fated Outpost label, the album shelved by record company shake-ups and the usual corporate hijinx. Whiskeytown subsequently broke up, the band failing to achieve commercial success to equal its creative potential.

The ambitious Adams didn’t let any grass grow under his feet after the demise of Whiskeytown, however. He moved to Nashville and launched his solo career, releasing his debut disc Heartbreaker on the "insurgent country" label Bloodshot Records in 2000. A year later he signed to the faux "indie" label Lost Highway Records. See more about Lost Highway in number three, below.

Lost Highway released Whiskeytown’s long-lost Pneumonia album in 2001, following it up with Adams’ sophomore effort Gold later that year. Lost Highway has been home to Adams’ work ever since, releasing albums like Demolition (2002), Rock N Roll (2003), Cold Roses and Jacksonville City Nights (both 2005) as well as numerous EPs and at least one collection of demos and obscurities. A prolific and talented songwriter, Adams’ recorded work runs the gamut from honky-tonk country and pop-edged rockers to country-rock and confessional folk.

2) Why does Ryan Adams suck?

Music fans may remember the story from a few years ago when Adams got pissed off at people requesting the song "Summer of ‘69" by Bryan Adams at his shows, reportedly going so far as to have the loudest idiots tossed out on their ears. People in general being a bunch of obnoxious dicks, they started attending Adams’ shows just to shout epitaphs like "You Suck!" and "Jeff Tweedy’s better!" at the musician. In an interview with Spin Magazine, Adams called his fans a "bunch of fucking cocks" and stated that he had to go into therapy because of the "Bryan Adams" heckling. Adams’ love/hate relationship with his audience is well documented at this point, and the artist has even gone so far as to sell "Ryan Adams Sucks" t-shirts as a way to defuse his growing chorus of media detractors.

Of course, Adams didn’t make any friends during his brief residence in the Music City. Before moving to New York City, Adams managed to alienate most of the old guard of Nashville’s music industry and pissed off local musicians with his conceit and "superstar" attitude. Although Adams lived here in Nashville, he didn’t attempt to participate in the local scene or to ingratiate himself with the city’s "art" crowd. Of course, this was entirely Adams’ loss, since Nashville has long been a hotbed of talent the equal of this cover-boy songwriter. Jason & the Nashville Scorchers, Webb Wilder, Aashid Himons, Max Vague, Threk Michaels, Ken McMahan and the Dusters, Bonepony, Tony Gerber, Giles Reaves, Tommy Womack, Will Kimbrough and Todd Snider are among the super-talented folks who have forged careers of varying levels of success in Nashville.

3) What Is Your Problem With Lost Highway Records?

As stated earlier, Lost Highway was an imprint formed by Polygram Nashville President Luke Lewis as an outlet for artists like Lucinda Williams and William Topley that Lewis enjoyed and respected, but who had limited commercial potential. As the head honcho at Polygram, Lewis enjoyed great success with Shania Twain, and it was his relationship with Twain and her husband, uber-producer "Mutt" Lange that kept Lewis in power and Lost Highway afloat when the Polygram label family was absorbed into the Universal Music universe.

Helping the cause was the unexpected commercial success of the O’ Brother Where Art Thou film soundtrack released by the label. A collection of rural blues and hillbilly music, the soundtrack sold over four million copies, a phenomenal amount for a roots music collection, and it sold the Universal executive suite on Lewis’ little boutique imprint. Make no mistake, however…Lost Highway is not an indie label…and though it enjoys a certain autonomy because of Lewis’ power and position, the label is subject to the whims of its corporate giant. Universal is the largest label family in the world, a multi-billion dollar company that currently holds the largest slice of the CD sales pie.

Today, Lost Highway is home to artists like Ryan Adams, Lucinda Williams, Elvis Costello, Tift Merritt and Van Morrison. Universal also distributed Rick Rubin’s American Recordings label through Lost Highway, so that the imprint can claim Johnny Cash’s last recordings as well. Sadly, any mention of the ultra-talented William Topley seems to have disappeared from the Lost Highway web site.

To be honest, though, Jim Flammia – Lost Highway’s publicity guru – is a pretty nice guy even if he doesn’t send me promo CDs any more.

4) Who The Hell Are You?

Why, gentle reader, I am the Rev. Keith A. Gordon, the "reverend of rock," the "monk of metal," the "pastor of punk," the…well, you get the picture. The Reverend has been walking the pop culture beat for 33 years now and forgotten more about music than most of you will ever know. The Reverend’s words have appeared in over 100 publications across the globe, and he is the editor and writer of several books. The Reverend has lurked around the fringes of the music industry for decades, and knows where many of the bodies are buried. With one ear to the ground and the other to the wind, the Reverend knows the games played by "the biz" against its artists and consumers and has raged against the machine for years with little support. Unfortunately, many of the Reverend’s predictions about the industry have come true while most of his suggestions for improvement have gone unheard.

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    • 8/16/2006 5:30 PM Katherine Dougan wrote:
      Dear Rev.,
      I like your attitude and your style. I saw your website's address in a response to the musicwriters' list. A longtime journalist/writer, I left the "corporate" newspaper world four years ago to languish in obscurity (and Mississippi) as a musician/singer/songwriter/composer.....

      Keep the faith, Rev. And keep on writing. I like what you have to say, and I agree -- Ryan Adams' attitude certainly does suck!

      katherine dougan
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    • 9/29/2007 10:31 AM D wrote:
      true metal does exist in pop culture. you are not the "monk of metal" you are the douche bag of dickheads. There is no way that a person that would dedicate a site to a worthless piece of dog snot like (b)ryan adams would know piss-all about metal. you suck. send me an email ... we should hang out.
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      1. 10/2/2007 2:55 PM Rev. Keith A. Gordon wrote:
        Yes, yes, a clever little droog aren't we? "Douchebag of dickheads," that's a good one.

        Too bad that you never learned how to read or else you'd have noticed that I did not "dedicate" this blog to Ryan Adams but rather used him as an example of all that is wrong with the music biz.

        To be completely accurate, I do not "suck," I bloviate. Get it right, bucko! Watch for my email, a week from next Wednesday....
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    • 11/4/2007 8:50 AM manna guy wrote:
      Having stumbled into this cool place I wanted to immediately know about it's grandiose title. As for the "M-biz"
      (which I'm all too familiar with) I thought you did a rather delicious job of carving it up for the offering.

      However,I was actually wondering if poor old Ryan did suck. Having only heard snippets of songs and browsed though several lyric sheets, I've concocted my own conclusion. Now you only have my word as to my fairness & knowledge-ability in these matters.

      First let me say,except in a few select cases such as Lucinda Williams, ALT. Country is the secret password for:
      1. Can't Play
      2. Can't Sing
      3. Can't Write

      In poor Ryan's case he's certainly carved out a great market of post pubescent depressive teen waddlers which no doubt, admire him immensely.

      My hope is that, using him as a stepping stone, that one day they will grow up & learn life's lessons from the true masters of art & depression with the likes Joni, Leonard & Bob.

      So all in all, I'm a a bit disappointed by your tempting title,when in fact I for one, 'do' think that Ryan Adams literally sucks.
      Well my mouth is dry & I'm neither hungry. That sometimes happens in moments of intense sharing.

      Glad to have found you & I look forward to further of your disseminations on the heaving (or would that be 'leaving') music industry.

      cheeriO'
      mannaguy
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    • 6/7/2008 8:52 AM Jim wrote:
      Ryan Adams rocks. You suck.
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    • 6/7/2008 8:55 AM Jim wrote:
      Alt-Country is way too cool for you people. You can go back to listening to mainstream radio and your precious Rascal Flatts. Ryan Adams is the best singer song writer left in the world today. You are just apparently mad at him for leaving Raleigh or Nashville or Whiskeytown or something. Because you can't come up with one thing wrong with the music.
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      1. 6/8/2008 3:08 PM ReverendK wrote:
        Although I can't speak for any of those who have left previous comments, I personally enjoy a lot of alt-country music, from Ryan Adams and early Whiskeytown to Uncle Tupelo, Son Volt and Wilco, and especially Slobberbone. However, like any genre, there are a lot of alt-country bands that release mindless dreck so, yes, I could find more than "one thing wrong with the music" if I looked hard enough.

        By the way, Jim, calling Ryan Adams "the best singer songwriter left in the world today" is a stretch by any standard (except for maybe Ryan's mom)...

        ...and, for the record, I ABHOR Rascal Flatts.

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    • 7/4/2008 1:04 AM John wrote:
      Anyone who refers to themself in the third person is a loser. It is even worse to refer to your alias in the third person. Fuck you "The Reverend".
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      1. 7/4/2008 6:53 AM ReverendK wrote:
        John, exactly what scientific data do you have that proves that "anyone who refers to themself in the third person is a loser"? Have you done the math, run the charts, tested your premise? And hypothetically speaking, how could it be "worse to refer to your alias in the third person"? An alias implies that I have something to hide, that I am concealing my identity behind this artificial construct called "The Reverend." You have mistakenly confused the concept of an alias with that of a title...I am "The Reverend," but I am also Rev. Keith A. Gordon, which is not a pseudonym....

        So, what pisses you off more, John, the fact that I dare speak the truth about a corrupt, immoral entertainment industry, or that I have somehow sullied your love and admiration for Ryan Adams? Blind fanaticism is not an appealing trait, and attacking people in public for standing up and expressing their opinion is a pretty weak response, at best. Please do come back once you've formed a cogent, intelligent argument concerning your position on Mr. Adams, or at least when you come up with a better insult than saying "fuck you" to the Reverend. C'mon pal, it's not like I haven't heard THAT one before from Adams' simpering, boot-licking fans!

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        1. 8/26/2008 4:10 AM John wrote:
          I find it humorous that you have chosen Ryan Adams as your symbol for "everything that is wrong with the music business" because he is the complete opposite of what the music biz has become

          1. He writes his own music
          2. He plays an instrument

          I think that there is a plethora of artists that better suit what is wrong. Like say... the Jonas Brothers, also the fact that people at a Ryan Adams show had the nerve to ask for him to play "Summer of 69" is a far better representation of whats wrong. All people want to hear is what they hear on the radio, or what was in the last iPod commercial.

          When Bob Dylan released Blonde on Blonde no one wanted to hear Dylan gone electric" but his refusal to play what he was no for, folk music, lead to an audience clapping out of rythm in order to throw Dylan off beat and it worked. He asked them to stop and they called him Judas. He proceeded to play whatever he wanted, calling the man in the crowd a liar, then turned to his band and said "play it f***in' loud. So I don't understand why an artist giving the crowd the big F You is such a problem...

          Rock on Ryan Adams
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    • 9/5/2008 6:18 AM Peter J "i kick your ass Rev" wrote:
      You are a damn sucker my friend, your publications are something i wouldnt even use to scrape the shit from my f*** ass***.
      This entire blog thingy is so overly boring.
      Go and do something useful, shut your mouth and eat shit!Mother****Rev.
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      1. 9/5/2008 11:46 AM ReverendK wrote:
        Nice mouth, Peter...you kiss your mother with that mouth?

        I guess that you'd rather use your tongue to scrape your ass, eh?

        If you're really that easily bored, might I suggest that you just go read something other than my blogs? That way we'd both be spared your pain....

        If your definition of "useful" is wasting time online criticizing superior minds by using an inferior vocabulary, then I think that I'll decline your invitation. As for you kicking my ass, well, I don't think that will happen in this lifetime, jerky!

        Petey, have a great fuk'n day!

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